First EVER turn ZERO win on Magic Arena: Timeless Oops! All Spells

I highly recommend you don’t try this at home. But here’s the decklist:
4 Chrome Mox (SPG) 0
4 Dark Ritual (STA) 26
4 Leyline of Anticipation (M20) 64
4 Sacrifice (SPG) 69
4 Balustrade Spy (J25) 402
1 Thassa’s Oracle (THB) 73
4 Deadly Dispute (AFR) 94
4 Reanimate (OTP) 18
1 Unburial Rites (SIS) 36
1 Jack-o’-Lantern (MID) 254
1 Beseech the Mirror (WOE) 82
4 Gnawing Vermin (BRO) 101
4 Stitcher’s Supplier (M19) 121
4 Once Upon a Time (ELD) 169
4 Griselbrand (SIS) 31
1 Village Rites (KHM) 117
4 Ransack the Lab (MH1) 103
4 Agatha’s Soul Cauldron (WOE) 242
3 Overlord of the Balemurk (DSK) 113

Sideboard
2 Boggart Trawler (MH3) 243
4 Goblin Charbelcher (BRR) 18
1 Channel (STA) 50
2 Boggart Trawler (MH3) 243
3 Fell the Profane (MH3) 244
3 Agadeem’s Awakening (ZNR) 90